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I want a haircut so badly. Soooooo badly. As I tug at the sideburns that should not be tuggable at all, I imagine the happy buzz of clippers as they erase all that hair back to a reasonable length.

The sad part is that my haircut place is in the same plaza as the grocery store I am about to journey to. So tantalizingly close.

Categories: Humor

2 Comments

Sarah Wiseman · May 4, 2020 at 8:42 pm

So, how trainable is your roommate? 😳😬💇‍♂️
I think I will have to administer a haircut pretty soon… There will be some hilarity I’m sure!
Desperate times!

Mary · May 4, 2020 at 10:23 pm

I’m starting to think the hairdresser may be the only outing for which I’ll eventually put my high-risk old lady self in jeopardy!

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